metaNightmare has partnered with Amber Gryphon Armory to bring you Cursed Moments, a series of ceramic novelty parodies. Each are hand-painted horror creations.
Rosemary’s Babysitter
Rosemary's scared off every nanny here in Hell
The demons all assumed that the newbie would as well
Until Rosemary found out that she liked how flowers smell
Grace the Grave Robber
Grace Roberts had already picked the flowers in the courtyard
So she went to pick them from the corpses in the graveyard
Marsha the Martian
Marsha came from outer space to take over the Earth
But then she fell in love with fashion and all of its worth
Bloody Margaret
Margaret was nobility who hosted many a grand ball
No one would have guessed the guests were food for cannibals
Ashley’s Furniture
Sitting in this cursed chair sure does a poor man in
When Ashley sneaks behind and scares you out of your skin
Bailey and the Mouse
Bailey had a problem; mice inside her garden
Luckily, a spade will work if it has been sharpened
Night Mare
The inverse of a kelpie, if you ride upon her back
She'll drag you down to hell with no chance of coming back
Circus Andy
Circus Andy was a clown who felt too sad to smile
He sold his soul to the devil to be happy for a while
Summoning Simon
Simon was the lead singer of the children’s choir
Little would you know the dark lord’s bidding he conspired
Wandering Willow
Willow wanders aimlessly, looking for love
But she can’t remember what it feels like to touch
The Bride Elisabeta
Elisabeta, the soon-to-be bride of a handsome bachelor
Had no idea that her love was truly the Count Dracula
Rosetta
Rosetta may not look so bad, with wings instead of horns
But she lures you with her petals, then traps you with her thorns
Baby Balan
Two eyes see the future, and two eyes see the past
But curse this tiny body! He wants to grow up fast!
Frank’s Friend
Frank may look quite scary, but he won't mean to offend
If you can look past his looks, you'll find a new best friend
Victoria the Vampire
Victoria no longer seems to frolic in the day
What ever could have happened to bring about this change?